My powers of persuasion are only as strong...... Quote by "Darynda Jones"

My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
— Darynda Jones First Grave on the Right

Tags: humor, charley-davidson

Other Quotes by "Darynda Jones"

Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.
— Darynda Jones First Grave on the Right

Tags: faith, belief, appearances

God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
— Darynda Jones Third Grave Dead Ahead

Tags: marriage, humor

Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling.
— Darynda Jones Second Grave on the Left

Tags: humour, humor

You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.
— Darynda Jones First Grave on the Right

Tags: mornings, humor

I was never really certain why he scared the bejesus out of me. Nothing scared me growing up. I’ve been playing with dead people since the day I was born, so it’s good thing, yet the Big Bad scared me. Which brings me to the reason I called.” “Which was to give me nightmares for the rest of my life?” “Oh, no, that’s just a plus. Why was I so scared of him?” “Hon, for one thing he was this powerful, massive, black smokelike being.” “So, you’re saying I’m a racist?
— Darynda Jones Third Grave Dead Ahead

Tags: quotes, humor