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In 1800s Paris, women were prohibited from studying the nude human form, because this would've ruined the wedding-night surprise. (Surprise! It's a penis.)
— Cracked.com You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News
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The story was so thoroughly believed that a Springfield, Massachusetts, missionary society resolved to send missionaries to the moon to convert and civilize the bat-men, apparently unaware that bat-men have lost all faith since they saw their parents gunned down in that alleyway.
— Cracked.com You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News
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Sure, at some level scientists know nanobots will destroy mankind. They just can't resist seeing how it happens.
— Cracked.com You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News
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