My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.
I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!
Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.
I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.
