Time travel is a wonderful thing, isn't it?
Unfortunately, my football career wasn't very long. The reason I finished playing was because I fractured both ankles in a matter of months.
To be honest, I wasn't the best stand-up comic.
Me and Stormzy. We're gonna do an album. We're gonna do an album of Nelson Riddle arrangements in grime form. It's gonna be called 'Griddle'.
All I ever wanted to do was play football. I was never one for revising, and I only left school with three O Levels.
I had spent so many years on 'Law & Order: UK' being a downtrodden detective standing on Hammersmith Bridge at six o'clock in the morning, being rained and snowed on, and I thought, 'I'll have a bit of a change of direction in my career and go and do 'SunTrap' in Gran Canaria.'