When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting.
I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian.
Who am I that I have to sing under an umbrella? These people are my fans, and if they can stand in the rain to hear me sing, I can stand in the rain.
I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone.
The Democratic Party of California is ready to sponsor me. All I have to do is find the right office to run for.
I drilled holes in the floor of the club, and it's sinking.
