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With the advent of cell phones, especially with the very small microphone that attach to the cell phone itself, it's getting harder and harder I find, to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone.
— Bob Newhart
Tags: talking, small, phone, cell-phone, people

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I just made the decision that I was going to try comedy, and if didn't work, then I knew it didn't work. Then I would go back and do whatever. But at least I wouldn't torture myself the rest of my life, wondering whatever would have happened.
— Bob Newhart
Tags: my-life, myself, work, life
I left 'The Bob Newhart Show,' which was my decision. CBS wanted it to go on. But I could see television changing; I could see the tastes were changing.
— Bob Newhart
Tags: see, television, go, decision
Stammering is different than stuttering. Stutterers have trouble with the letters, while stammerers trip over entire parts of a sentence. We stammerers generally think of ourselves as very bright.
— Bob Newhart
Tags: than, letters, trouble, think
Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'
— Bob Newhart
Tags: forget, sometimes, you, me
There was a sea of change in comedy in the late 1950s and '60s. We were dealing with vignettes as opposed to jokes. We were more socially aware.
— Bob Newhart
Tags: more, late, sea, change
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