It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.
As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.
I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.
I don't aim to offend.
