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I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine line you have to tread because you don't know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.
— Billy Connolly
Tags: always, know, people, you

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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
— Billy Connolly
Tags: tell, parents, pet, me
Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.
— Billy Connolly
Tags: your, job, you, me
As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.
— Billy Connolly
Tags: got, just, something, me
I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.
— Billy Connolly
Tags: because, useless, think, you
I don't aim to offend.
— Billy Connolly
Tags: aim
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