Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.