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I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't like that connotation, the violence and all that. The more I thought about it, I thought they should just wear signs. And, man, it just took off.
— Bill Engvall
Tags: violence, stupid, people, man

Other Quotes by "Bill Engvall"

I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'
— Bill Engvall
Tags: say, stupid, people, hate
There's a lot of things I believe in this world. I believe in God, I believe in the United States of America, and I support and believe in the Second Amendment.
— Bill Engvall
Tags: support, believe, world, god
What I do is not regional comedy, and it is not based in the southern area.
— Bill Engvall
Tags: southern, area, based, comedy
When 'Blue Collar TV' was on the 'WB,' we were their second-highest rated show, but they didn't know what to do with us. They had 'Reba,' which was number one, and we were number two, and they didn't want to be known as the hayseed network, so they kind of dropped us, even though we were pulling great numbers.
— Bill Engvall
Tags: want, know, blue, great
I'm from Texas. You would think my biggest draw would be in that state. But my biggest draw is Pennsylvania.
— Bill Engvall
Tags: state, texas, think, you
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