I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.
I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.
Strong women only marry weak men.
Old age is no place for sissies.
From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.