You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
The future ain't what it used to be.
I liked George Weiss when he was with the Yankees. He loved the Old Timers' Day. He loved it. And he invited all these people to come, all these players to come.
I'm glad I was in the Navy.
I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.
I didn't know much about golf growing up.
I guess I've got a smart wife.
A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.