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Quotes by "The Oatmeal"

Anything that smiles often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.
— The Oatmeal 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth and Other Useful Guides
Tags: truth, life
They assume my status is binary: either I'm a joyous triumph, or I'm a miserable wretch. They recognize no spectrum, only two states of being: happy and unhappy. But I've never felt 'happy.' I've felt joy. I've felt bliss. But those feelings are ephemeral. Being 'happy' implies permanence. It implies you completed all the prerequisites. And now you get to sit atop of your giant pile of happy, forever.
— The Oatmeal How to Be Perfectly Unhappy
Tags: happiness
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