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Quotes by "Sam Kinison"

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.
— Sam Kinison
Tags: folks, been, straight, days
Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
— Sam Kinison
Tags: say, heaven, bible, water
Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
— Sam Kinison
Tags: dies, comedy, you, art
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
— Sam Kinison
Tags: been, target, comedy, man
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