Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
The three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.
It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.
This is a do-it-yourself test for paranoia: you know you've got it when you can't think of anything that's your fault.
We can put television in its proper light by supposing that Gutenberg's great invention had been directed at printing only comic books.
Education is not to reform students or amuse them or to make them expert technicians. It is to unsettle their minds, widen their horizons, inflame their intellects, teach them to think straight, if possible.
My idea of education is to unsettle the minds of the young and inflame their intellects.
A liberal education... frees a man from the prison-house of his class, race, time, place, background, family and even his nation.
A world community can exist only with world communication, which means something more than extensive short-wave facilities scattered; about the globe. It means common understanding, a common tradition, common ideas, and common ideals.
