Life is too short to be miserable.
We animals live life in all its glorious uncertainty. Why do politicians think they can control events?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
There hasn't been a day in my life since I started Latin in ninth grade that I haven't benefited by the lives of the ancients.
Not until my middle thirties did I consider myself a novelist.
Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being.
Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.
No animal on the face of the earth could conceive of taxation. You and I work roughly six months a year to pay our local, state and federal taxes. If nothing else, this should convince you that animals are smarter than people.
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.
Language exerts hidden power, like the moon on the tides.
Don't ask to live in tranquil times. Literature doesn't grow there.