I haven't had my teeth fixed, I haven't had a hair transplant. I haven't had a skin peel, tummy tuck. I've done literally nothing.
Making people laugh is easy for me. I'm quite proud of that. But I'm prouder of silencing an audience for a minute because they're thinking about something.
I'd never tried as hard with anything as I did with 'The Office,' and it was one of the things I'm proud of. I wasn't trying to be famous or a comedian, but this opportunity came along when I was 38 or 39. It came late, and I couldn't have been prouder of it.
Believe it or not, I work out regularly.
People now live their lives like an open wound to be famous - they do bad things because they're rewarded for it.
I'm a fang-toothed, blob-nosed, slouchy slob.
I lift weights. Then I put them down again.
I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.
