Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.
We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names.
We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile.
She kind of reminds one of Helen. There's something very similar about Elizabeth Perkins.
They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be everything to them.
