There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.
Crazy old people are our entire source of polling information.
There is only one thing that gives me hope as a Republican, and that is the Democrats. It's going to be hard to do a worse job running American than the Republicans have, but if anybody can do it, it's the Democrats.
I am unboreable in the great outdoors.
If we were to inspect ourselves or members of our family and our friends, we would see that we don't really have to go all the way overseas to be mystified - we can be mystified right at home.
You're never going to read 'The Wealth of Nations,' and you shouldn't, really. It's 900 pages.
Raining on parades requires no skill or effort on the part of a politician.
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
We all know the types who listen to Pete Seeger songs; even Pete admits they aren't interesting.
People say, 'Oh, politics is so polarized today,' and I'm thinking... '1861, that was polarized.'
Gun violence has cost us too many political leaders, and hardly ever the worst ones.
My life would have gone along perfectly well, politically speaking, if it hadn't been for girls.
The real purpose of welfare is to get rid of poor people entirely. Everybody knows welfare has bad effects; that's the point.
Simply because something is a populist movement doesn't make it either good or bad.
Democrats hate stay-at-home spouses, no matter what gender or gender preference.
'You're stupid,' is not something even his most severe critics usually say to President Barack Obama.
President Obama has contempt for real money.
Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit.
Politicians will talk strategy and tactics and policies and programs until they're blue in the face, or you strangle them and they turn blue.