Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward.
Enthusiasms, like stimulants, are often affected by people with small mental ballast.
A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.
Lovers should never be without the oil of forbearance.
Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.
Satiety is a mongrel that barks at the heels of plenty.
There never was a woman who did not prefer an oblique compliment to a straight truth - if the latter were unflattering.
The man who holds the key to a woman's heart should make certain the old ones are destroyed.
That one woman is capable of loving another is an historical truth; but never yet lived one who could not listen to her own praises at the expense of her adored friend.
Man proposes, woman forecloses.
Intuition is truly a feminine quality, but women should not mistake rash conclusions for this gift.
The very women who object to the morals of a notoriously beautiful actress, grow big with pride when an admirer suggests their marked resemblance to this stage beauty in physique.
The drama of life begins with a wail and ends with a sigh.