When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
Look your best - who said love is blind?
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.