If you don't have anything nice to say... dead silence creates a lot awkwardness.
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
No collection without compensation.
Compound interest is proof of gods existence.
Life itself is exponential.
The grass is always greener around the fire hydrant.
If you live to be 1000 years old, I hope I live to be 1000 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.
The one thing we know about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.
Testing is overrated.
There are very few profound sayings in the world.
Hell hath no fury like a politican scorned.
We are all are equal, but some pay higher tax rates than others.
Got an issue, get a tissue.