Men think that not being able to wire a plug somehow makes them more creative or intellectual. It just makes them morons.
Never has a material been as overrated as leather.
If you are a man, I feel that practicality should always trump fashion.
We've always liked the word 'chump', and it's quite nearly our initials - Clarkson, Hammond, and May Productions.
I know there have been some catastrophically unpopular programmes on television over the years. Has it ever got to the point where the only person still interested in what's happening is the person who's on the telly?
I don't look like Susan Boyle!
I always said it was a privilege to end up on the television. It wasn't my ambition; I fell into editing magazines and writing about cars, and then I ended up on the telly.
I'm not very ambitious, sorry... I don't get up and think, 'Today, I shall achieve greatness.' It's more, 'Today I might have Marmite on my toast.'
I think any carmaker that had a brain and was looking very long-term would think about 'Personalised Transport Solutions' - which may not be a car.
I remember thinking, at the end of 2015 on New Year's Eve, I'm actually quite glad to see the back of that one. 2015 was a bit complicated and had some very traumatic bits in it.
It's healthy to have two car shows. Why not? The viewer gets twice as much car show to watch.