President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.
There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.
As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body.
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water.
Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.
President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.
