We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.