It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 - except Goldwater in '64 - the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted.
The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.
The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.
When you try to figure out what the religious right is, it ultimately comes down either to one man, Pat Robertson, or anyone who believes in a higher being and wants their taxes cut.
I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.
I think maybe it's time for liberals to not start weeping when I say things like 'retard' or 'illegal alien.'
My whole career has been an Ann Coulter roast.
Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.
Trump is like a Shakespearean 'fool': he seems crass because he speaks the truth.
If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?
As the name of the agency suggests, 'Department of Defense,' the defense refers to the United States of America - not the defense of South Korea, not the defense of Ukraine, not the defense of Syria or Germany.
No matter what argument you make against evolution, the response is, 'Well, you know, it's possible to believe in evolution and believe in God.' Yes, and it's possible to believe in Spiderman and believe in God, but that doesn't prove Spiderman is true.
The fact that a Republican is in the late Senator Kennedy's old seat probably must have him rolling in his grave, probably spilling his drink.
Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.
Any Republican who says he can work with Hillary Clinton is a traitor to the nation.
While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.
