If you're not trying to be real, you don't have to get it right. That's art.
I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.
I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
I'll bet there are a lot of artists that nobody hears about who just make more money than anybody. The people that do all the sculptures and paintings for big building construction. We never hear about them, but they make more money than anybody.
I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything could just keep going on the way it was only you just wouldn't be there. I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'
I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'
I want to die with my blue jeans on.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
I like boring things.
I think Chris Burden is terrific. I really do.
When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.
Checks aren't money.
What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca-Cola, and you can know that the President drinks Coke. Liz Taylor drinks Coke, and just think, you can drink Coke, too.
I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks.
I'm for mechanical art. When I took up silk screening, it was to more fully exploit the preconceived image through the commercial techniques of multiple reproduction.
What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest.
Sociological critics are waste makers.
Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.