I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.
I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.
I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.
A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.
You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home.
I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof.