During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
My parents didn't make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate - he didn't have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.