There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
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Where does the family start? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl - no superior alternative has yet been found.
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We shall not flag or fail. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
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There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.
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History is written by the victors.
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Never give in - never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense.
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