As a woman I resent the fact that in golf if I have the highest score, I'm the loser.
My golf is getting better all the time. Today I parred all but sixteen holes.
I get confused with all the rules in golf. Let's say you're playing in L.A. and your ball lands on a dead body. Is your relief one or two club lengths?
If there's a God, why are there such things as famine and The Jerry Springer Show.
He is so aware of being politically correct he refers to a taco as Hispanic food.
He says he's not broke, but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas.