If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
If someone said, 'You've got to eat your next two meals at American fast-food restaurants,' I would do one meal at Chipotle and one meal at Popeyes fried chicken.
Does defending liberalism leave you friendless and perhaps wondering about your breath?
A good motto is: use friendliness but do not use your friends.
As the treaty made with the United States was the first treaty entered into by your country with other countries, therefore the President regards Japan with peculiar friendliness.
The secret of happiness is this: let your interests be as wide as possible, and let your reactions to the things and persons that interest you be as far as possible friendly rather than hostile.
You're allowed to bore your friends and family, but to bore your audience is unforgivable.
I get stage fright and gremlins in my head saying: 'You're going to forget your lines'.
You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, sums up the Fringe. Spend a year spitting your guts out writing a show, and people forget your name as soon as they walk out.
We were never a frivolous band; we prided ourselves on having something to say, and I think that's what gives your songs longevity.
Wales are obviously a team that like to play rugby in your half and put as many people as possible in the front line and get off the line and put pressure on you.
As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.
Vegetarian and frugal it may be, but the chickpea is one of the most versatile ingredients you could keep in your cupboards.
It's cool to see all your dreams come to fruition.
The fruits of your labors may be reaped two generations from now. Trust, even when you don't see the results.
I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.
I had the most frustrating thing happen when I was trying to find a label. I sent my album to this indie label, and they were like, 'We already have two girls on the label. I'm so sorry, we just can't take your project.'
