Republicans just can't help themselves. They get in front of a live microphone and within a few sentences are rocketing down the swiftest and most direct route to the all-you-can-eat comedian-and-talk-show-host buffet.
I did though at least expect him to correct the false statements he made when he was trying to protect the Presidency. Instead, he talked about it as though I had laid it all out there for the taking. I was the buffet and he just couldn't resist the dessert.
I might just not be a big-city bug.
The thing is, I get asked when I first knew I wanted to act so often, and I genuinely can't answer it. It's just... I got the bug, and that's it.
I just operate on the assumption that all phone conversations are bugged.
Owning great landmarks such as the Empire State Building or Trump Tower or the General Motors Building or the Plaza Hotel - there are certain just spectacular landmarks - it's an honor; it's really an honor.
We're not just polluting a river and killing a couple of top predator animals; we're eradicating the krill, the necessary algae. We're dismantling the insect and amphibian worlds. We're going for the building blocks.
Why, I just shake the buildings out of my sleeves.
I had really bad polyps on my vocal cords, and I've had them since I was a kid, but the bulimia made it 10 times worse. They were bleeding constantly, and it was straining on my voice. And just the lack of nutrition - my vocal cords couldn't keep up because I was so unhealthy.
I die really well, by the way. It's one of my strong points. I just take a bullet well.
My life is like a speeding bullet that just hasn't hit the target yet.
I wasn't bullied in high school, I was just ignored.
Bullies now aren't just jocks. They're rich kids in the nice cars with the fancy clothes.
I'm very, very bullish about our prospects, and as I tell our board, as I tell our employees, this is the time to invest. There's so much opportunity. Let's just invest in that opportunity, and really get after it.
In my bullpen sessions, I'm just trying to feel comfortable, throw strikes, and not get too complicated.
People think artists like 50 Cent don't have charisma, but it's just a different kind of charisma, a bully charisma, which is kinda frowned upon.
I like dealing with a peer so I can bully them. Because then, it's not bullying. It's just warfare.
You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big bummer.
We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
Just because you sell millions of records it doesn't guarantee bums on seats.
