For thirty years, Jesus never allowed his divinity to manifest itself. He was infinitely superior to everyone but never showed it.
The Pope? How many divisions has he got?
We're divorced from my father because he did some mean and scary things to us.
My grandad, he has his doctorate in psychology.
Long before Wesley Snipes decided he didn't need to pay the IRS, Willie Nelson was dodging the tax men.
I would not have one turntable if my brother didn't buy the turntable. I was the dreamer; he was the doer.
If you're looking for a slick politician or a guy with great teleprompter skills, we already have that. He's destroying our economy. I'm a doer, not a talker.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
If history is a guide, a victory for Obama means he faces the prospect of a second term dogged by scandal or inertia.
Reagan was president and had Democrats control the House and Senate, and they reformed the tax code. Clinton was president, and he had Newt Gingrich and Bob Dole; they reformed welfare and balanced the budget.
Bush promised a foreign policy of humility and a domestic policy of compassion. He has given us a foreign policy of arrogance and a domestic policy that is cynical, myopic and cruel.
Don King is as American as apple pie. He is America.
Donald Trump got elected because, in his twisted way, he pointed out the huge troubles in our economy and our democracy.
Donald Trump is a great friend, and he has four or five Picassos on his plane. And that's where I would look at them.
Donald Trump is a phenomenon that foreign countries haven't seen. So it is a shocking experience to them that he came in to office.
When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?
When I got inaugurated in 2010, OneRepublic donated their time and played for the inauguration. And my stepfather, who is 86, came out. He usually goes to bed at eight o'clock, but he stayed for the entire concert. It was awesome.
Buffett gave significant portions of his wealth to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. Buffett made money for 50 years before he donated.
If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media.
God is not troubled by one who is conservative or liberal, and He certainly never inclines His ear toward a donkey or an elephant.