What kind of woman irons her husband's sheets? Even the clothes I wear, I just throw 'em in the dryer with some golf balls.
In a tradition second in wonderful absurdity only to 60-year-old baseball managers wearing uniforms and spikes in the dugout, golf spectators come dressed ready to play 18.
Of course, Dwight D. Eisenhower gets credit for doing more for golf than any other White House resident, a mid- to high-handicapper though he was.
Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake.
I come from a family that has always emphasized and enjoyed sports - golf, tennis, football, baseball and the rest.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
Though we endow them with human features - heads, faces, heels, toes - golf clubs are profoundly inhuman tools.
I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
I'm just a golf enthusiast where I enjoy the game so much, and I'm excited.
I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course.
A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible.
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
Golf is evolving, every day, every shot.
I feel like I've improved at everything I've done every single year - except golf. Golf, I've managed to stay exactly the same.
Golf is basically about geometry and your ability to gauge how things are, the terrain, the distances, and exerting the right amount of swing and force.
I was a hotshot as a junior. When I was 18, I really got into fiddling around. I completely lost interest in golf, and I guess all I could think about was going to college, getting married and having babies.
We all have experiences and memories from miniature golf. I had my first kiss at hole nine at Golfland.
When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.
Golf's ultimate moral instruction directs us to find within ourselves a pivotal center of enjoyment: relax into a rhythm that fits the hills and swales, and play the shot at hand - not the last one, or the next one, but the one at your feet, in the poison ivy, where you put it.