Great friendship is never without anxiety.
One out of four people in this country is mentally imbalanced. Think of your three closest friends and if they seem okay, then you're the one.
She is one of my best friends. Why, I've known her ever since we were the same age.
You never know how many friends you have until you rent a cottage at the beach.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who come into a room and say, "Here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Oh, there you are."
Friends are folks who excuse you when you have made a fool of yourself.
A word of advice, don't give it.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Here's a toast to someone who's truly a best friend - a person who goes around telling good things behind your back.
My friend thought he was not gonna make it. Then he started thinking positive. Now he's positive he's not gonna make it.
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us but for ours to amuse them.
There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
With friends like you - who needs enemas.
Here's a dime. Call all your friends.
We are both great men, but I have succeeded better in keeping it a profound secret than he has.
As the psychiatrist said to the cannibal at the end of a session: "Your problem is easy you're just fed up with people."
Should auld acquaintances be forgot, And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And days o'auld lang syne?
Friendship, peculiar boon of Heaven, The noble mind's delight and pride, To men and angels only given, To all the lower world denied.
Saul and Jonathan were lovely and pleasant in their lives, and in their death they were not divided.
