I have been playing video games since the Atari 2600 days.
Birthdays are a reward for having shown up 365 days in a row. It's like getting a badge for attendance.
In my bachelor days, the priority wasn't learning to cook.
We all have good days and bad days.
You have good days, you have bad days. But the main thing is to grow mentally.
I have a lot of bad days.
There are going to be good days and bad days. Bottom line.
I have good days and bad days.
You have good days and bad days.
I am human, and, yeah, I have very bad days.
There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.
These days, I think we could all agree that having a just-friend is not a bad thing.
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
Back in the days of Barbara Stanwyck and Bette Davis, beauty wasn't the be-all and end-all it is today.
Communications are better now than in my Vietnam days.
If I have to get into a bikini, then I eat carrot sticks for three days.
I played with the Birmingham Black Barons. I was making 500 at 14. That was a lot of money in those days.
I've spent many birthdays on a movie set, all great days.
Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.
I have those days where I'm PMSing and bloated.
