Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.
Now that I'm over sixty I'm veering toward respectability.
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.
Where do you go to get anorexia?
I'm not overweight, I'm just nine inches too short.