When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier.
A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
If you hit a pony over the nose at the outset of your acquaintance, he may not love you but he will take a deep interest in your movements ever afterwards.
A man's mind is wont to tell him more than seven watchmen sitting in a tower.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble.