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While I do occasionally order items on the Internet, it's hard to teach an old shopper new tricks. I'm convinced that the catalogue will eventually disappear, but not until the last baby boomers have kicked off their smelly Nikes and been buried in mulch.
— Rita Rudner
Tags: baby, will, new, internet

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Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
— Rita Rudner
Tags: think, dating, children, man
Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
— Rita Rudner
Tags: want, children, man, myself
I have to visualise my jokes, live my jokes, feel the audience because every audience is different. It's like having a different dancing partner every night.
— Rita Rudner
Tags: partner, live, feel, night
On my tombstone it will say: 'I tried everything - nothing was easy.'
— Rita Rudner
Tags: say, easy, nothing, will
Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before.
— Rita Rudner
Tags: taste, better, day, mother
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