I see my real job now as - never mind 'The Office,' 'Extras,' film career, Emmys - I want everyone in the world to know who Karl Pilkington is.
I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.
I lift weights. Then I put them down again.
I'm a fang-toothed, blob-nosed, slouchy slob.
People now live their lives like an open wound to be famous - they do bad things because they're rewarded for it.
Believe it or not, I work out regularly.
