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The only Batman that doesn't need parodying is Adam West, but everybody else is fair game.
— Pete Holmes
Tags: fair, need, only, game

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I thought divorce was for people that threw plates at each other, and I'd have to be an alcoholic or having affairs. But the truth is, sometimes a very sweet, well-meaning person just doesn't do it for you, and you need to get out of there.
— Pete Holmes
Tags: sweet, people, you, truth
I'll admit that I'm self-centered - all of us are - but I can also be external and giving and listening and empathetic and all that sort of stuff.
— Pete Holmes
Tags: us, giving, listening, i-can
Every performer I talk to will, with different words, talk about the sanctity of a good standup show, how it can really feel spiritual. When everybody is laughing, fixed on the same thing, you feel like you transcend yourself.
— Pete Holmes
Tags: words, yourself, you, good
What people respond to is intimacy and regularity.
— Pete Holmes
Tags: intimacy, respond, people
There's something about taking emotional and career and relationship humiliations, writing them, acting them out again, but then redeeming them in some way.
— Pete Holmes
Tags: writing, emotional, way, relationship
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