The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.
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Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.
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I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like dry wine because they haven't had a dry wine that's clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing.
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In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.
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I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar.
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I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it?
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