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My tastes in all things lean towards the arty and boring. I like sports documentaries about Scrabble players, bands that play quiet, unassuming music, and TV shows that win awards. In that way, I am an elitist snob.
— Michael Ian Black
Tags: win, i-am, sports, music

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I don't think I was awake for much of my childhood. I did a lot of napping. This might have been a defensive measure against encroaching depression. Until about the age of eleven or twelve, I had zero interests other than trying to steal gumballs from supermarket gumball machines.
— Michael Ian Black
Tags: think, childhood, age, depression
My first real break was when my college sketch troupe, The State, was asked to contribute pieces for a new MTV show called 'You Wrote It, You Watch It.'
— Michael Ian Black
Tags: real, sketch, new, you
I am a poker player, but I am not a good poker player. My favorite game is seven card stud, but I'll play hi/lo, Hold 'em, Razz, etc.
— Michael Ian Black
Tags: play, game, i-am, good
I am not a music snob. If anything, my musical taste is bad by any critical standards.
— Michael Ian Black
Tags: anything, bad, i-am, music
Separation is the worst. There's no good way to deal with it, other than to get on the phone and do Skype and try to visit.
— Michael Ian Black
Tags: try, phone, way, good
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