I try to not get to the point where one is making wallpaper, or simply painting money. I want to make sure that I am at least trying to weigh myself down, that there's a challenge each time.

I kind of just lucked into and fell into the other profession. It was really just an outgrowth of the fact that when I was in art school, I had no money whatsoever.

A cult following is a nice way of saying very few people like you.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.