I've been obsessed with David Letterman forever, and I'd love to be the drag version of David Letterman.
Not everybody needs to be a weirdo.
I've lived the wackiest, weirdest life.
I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs.
It's a social life, or time to read the comment section: I prefer social life.
My hamstrings are permanently into a state of openness. I could probably fall out of bed into a split and not tear anything.