Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing?
There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.
I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.
When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.
Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.