I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again.
I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.
I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?
Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.'
I do like talk shows. I'm interested in talking to people.
I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.
