Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb.
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
The trouble ain't that people are ignorant: it's that they know so much that ain't so.
Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those you do hold well.
Debt is a trap which man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into.
The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.
