I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.

Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do.

When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.

Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human's eyes.

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call.